The Wise And Twisted Games Writers Play — It’s What We Do

I was asked the other day what writers do for fun. That’s a good question. So many posts focus on writing for work and work/home balance, very few pieces focus on the fun areas of the writing mind. While I can come up with an extensive list, I thought it would be fun to provide you with a list of cool places writers can have fun with the English language.

Here’s a list of some fun places for writers to hang out:

1. One Million Monkeys Typing is a writing site of a different sort. When you arrive on the page, you have several stories presented to you. You read the story, and as soon as it takes a turn you dislike, or if you have a better idea, stop, write the section you would like to write, and publish your version of events. The makers of this beta site have created a community there for writers and readers to hang out.

2. Free Rice uses a writer’s quest for knowledge for the benefit of those in need of food. On the game side of things, you will see a word and have to define it. When you give correct answers, you earn grains of rice, which are used to feed those in starving countries. This site builds your vocabulary while helping a charity. The way I see it, everyone wins.

3. Etymologic states it holds the title of the ‘Toughest Word Game On The Web.’ Well, the basic concept seems easy enough. They present you with a word and offer you a set of choices. You have to decide which country the word came from. Not as easy as you think It’s actually kind of addictive-aggravating.

4. Super Text Twist is available online, as a download, and through facebook. This game gives you a set of letters, and you need to make as many words out of the given letters as possible. It’s actually one of my favorite games to play. However, I play a slightly different version on the next site.

5. Filled with addictive games, Pogo has the best collection of word games I’ve seen in a long time. Honey Bees, Word Jong, and Word Craft are some I find myself playing on a regular basis. They do have a paid option, which is a must for me. I may or may not have guest passes for those interested ;)

6. FunTrivia has a section designed specifically for creative writing fanatics. Their quiz section on contemporary literature and fiction is great. You can choose from a whole host of authors there, or you can head to other sections, which include mystery and science fiction. Just pick your favorite genre and away you go.

7. Language is a Virus contains another list of games designed for writers and lovers of the English language. One called Magnetic Poetry takes famous poems and breaks them into chunks. You need to put them back together. This site also contains all kinds of helpful tools for everything from title generators to programs that help you name characters in your stories.

Fellow writers, feel free to enjoy the addiction!

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A Twisted Arm, A Gypsy And 7 Things

I met a delightful SEO ‘mad scientist’ the other day who greeted me warmly with a ‘welcome to the madness’ message after a short exchange. When he greeted me the next morning with a friendly hello and informed me he had gone more than 30 hours of sleep, I knew the day would prove to be interesting.

I was right.

A short time later, he reappeared and tagged me to do this little post. I won’t mention any names (Hello, David Harry of Huomah.Com. I’m sure you will read this when you wake up), but I am now responsible for revealing seven things that others may not know about me.

Trying to come up with something that won’t earn me relentless teasing later on was a bit difficult, but I think I have come up with a list of seven as well as a wonderful tidbit at the end that I didn’t write. It isn’t written particularly well, but it is the best blog post I’ve ever read. I couldn’t help but share.

1- I have a thing for frogs. Not just real ones either. They have taken over my bathroom, and are appearing throughout my house including my favorite apparel. I have everything from frog shower hooks and toothbrushes, to frog clocks and light fixtures.

I have no idea why. Is this even normal? This might just fall into the odd category.

2- At one point, we had a hermit crab, fish, two cats, a dog, three kids, and the two of us all living in the same house. Can you say zoo? Now that the older boys have moved out of home, the house is considerably quieter. We are also down to one cat, and the fish.

I’m an animal fanatic, so I actually miss the little critters. I have contemplated getting a ferret, but so far, I’ve been able to talk myself out of it.

3- When I was little, I had my heart set on being a ballet dancer. After realizing I had more klutz in me than grace, I opted for the orchestra pit instead. I started playing at the age of ten. I thought I would always have forensic science to fall back on, but obviously that didn’t get any farther than the ballet dancing.

Cypress Hills4- Located approximately twenty minutes south of my home, the Cypress Hills is one of my favorite places in the entire world. We take all kinds of pictures, fish, hike, have hot dog roasts, and generally spend as much time as possible here. When there are few tourists around, you can sit for hours in the quiet and tranquil surroundings. For interest sake, ‘Bald Butte’ (located in the center of the park) is the highest point in Canada between the Rockies in British Columbia, and the Laurentians in Quebec.

5- I have an obsession for music. It plays with or without audio equipment 24/7. Once I quit performing professionally, this obsession led me to karaoke. While it may sound odd, this love affair with karaoke led me to a job as a DJ when I was flat broke, my loving second hubby (who lived with the couple who owned the karaoke company), and my first article sale. To add yet another twist to the story, I knew the family of my hubby’s ex-wife before I knew him from a completely different town. We discovered this fact months after we met. Small world.

6- I wake up each morning with thoughts of a new day. Life is too hard to live it any other way. When a new day breaks, my goal is to live with my eyes, heart, mind, and arms open. This doesn’t mean that I don’t slip up, but I will definitely give it my best shot.

7- I’ve got my entire retirement planned out. I’m going to strike it rich. I’m selling my house. I’m buying an old castle, and moving to Austria. No negotiations. I was there on a national tour in 1996, and the feeling of stepping on that soil has never left. The only thing left is to convince hubby to share that winning ticket he has hiding.

Now for the ‘guest post’ I promised earlier from my favorite blogger. It is my soon-to-be 8 year old’s first post.

The World Is A Place

The world is a place. A wonderful place because it has flowers and grass and trees and this world is where we are. We live in Saskatchewan and I think the world is a really cool place.

I thought it seeing the world through his eyes really put things into perspective. He has gone through so much, but the world is still a really cool place.

You can almost hear the hope and optimism in his voice.

I need to tag people. I am in the midst of hunting down addresses, but I will update them as I hunt them down.

My chosen victims are:

1- Michele Tune of WritingtheCyberHighway.com (@MicheleTune) — Freelance writer

2- Trina Lee of Professional Content Writing (@TrinaMLee) Writer and Author (with a preference for werewolves and vampires)

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You Know You’ve Been Working Too Hard When…

The Other Half Of Freedom Freelance

The Other Half Of Angie's Copywriting

I’ll begin my story by introducing you to my constant companion, Smokie (that’s right it’s ‘ie’…he’s a writing rebel. The typos and spelling errors are, in fact, his contribution to these posts if there are any ;) ).

This seemingly innocent laid-back cat isn’t what he outwardly appears. He is my guide and good friend.

He shows me his undying devotion by spending hours laying around my workstation and laying in various positions collecting the hours of sleep we’d all like to have.

One of Smokie’s favorite things to do is to sit on his chair (which just happens to be next to mine) and stand with two paws on the arm of my computer chair.

Normally when Smokie wants attention, he will find a paper bag to attack. If I ignore that, he brings his ball (He really thinks he’s a dog). When I continue to ignore his demand for affection, he quietly sneaks over to my couch and expertly digs his sharp nails into my old ratty couch. He knows that this is one thing I can’t stand. Did I mention he was a boisterous cat?

He tries to jump onto my lap, but I kept putting my arm in front to keep him down. When he’s on my lap, I can’t get anything done. Life was going good…until yesterday.

After spending several comfortable hours relaxing on the heat vent, He decided to jump on the chair. I continued to work on the day’s projects and ignore his cute, but unwanted interruptions, when out of the corner of my eye, I noticed his paw come up to take a swipe at my face. Very out of character for him. I instantly raised my arm to stop him from scratching the heck out of my cheek. As soon as my arm was high enough, he immediately seized the opportunity to jump onto my lap.

He immediately puts one paw on each of my shoulders and proceeds to nuzzle at my neck. Of course, pushing him off isn’t a option — not if I want skin left on my neck anyway. I didn’t know whether to get upset with him or give him the attention he so deserved.

My own cat had just outsmarted me. He figured out exactly how to get what he wanted. I had put too many hours in working and not enough on the things that mattered.

Drastic times call for drastic measures I guess.

Time off is scheduled in for the future, and not a moment too soon I guess. Lesson learned.

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An Anti-Terrorism Invention The Solution To A Common Freelancing Problem?

Writing Advice -- Solutions to the Common Problems with Freelance Writing

Writing Humor -- Solutions to Common Freelance Writing Problems

A short while ago, David Billings of Sparky Firepants wrote and excellent and truthful post entitled ‘Five Freelance Secrets You Don’t Read About In Books’, which prompted me to write this post on a writer’s life. However, I recently came across the perfect solution to the problem David Billings brought up about how freelance copywriters often put off going to the washroom in an attempt to finish their email, article, etc.

The ‘biohazard suit with built in toilet‘ seems to be the ideal solution. This human waste management suit patented in 2005 would eliminate the entire situation. Just might want to see if they have optional features such as air conditioning and mp3 hook up…Do you think? Well maybe for those tight deadline days…nah, just kidding!

The suit is actually part of a list of the ‘Top 10 Strangest Anti-Terrorism Patents‘. In interesting read for anyone interested.

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