An Anti-Terrorism Invention The Solution To A Common Freelancing Problem?
Writing Humor -- Solutions to Common Freelance Writing Problems
A short while ago, David Billings of Sparky Firepants wrote and excellent and truthful post entitled ‘Five Freelance Secrets You Don’t Read About In Books’, which prompted me to write this post on a writer’s life. However, I recently came across the perfect solution to the problem David Billings brought up about how freelance copywriters often put off going to the washroom in an attempt to finish their email, article, etc.
The ‘biohazard suit with built in toilet‘ seems to be the ideal solution. This human waste management suit patented in 2005 would eliminate the entire situation. Just might want to see if they have optional features such as air conditioning and mp3 hook up…Do you think? Well maybe for those tight deadline days…nah, just kidding!
The suit is actually part of a list of the ‘Top 10 Strangest Anti-Terrorism Patents‘. In interesting read for anyone interested.
December 1, 2008 at 5:14 pm | For the Writer | 3 comments
Ha! Excellent! There is an illustration in here somewhere, I know it. Getting my sketchbook out now…
There is! If you click the ‘biohazard suit with built in toilet’ link, it is third from the top…just didn’t want to run into any copyright issues lol
And if you’re ever tempted to write something toxic…go ahead! You’re protected!